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Ah, then I'm glad y-- W-wha...? [ He cuts off suddenly, the surprise in his voice shining through as he forces himself to sound as shocked as possible. ]

I... I don't get it. Why would she say something like that? Akashi-chan... this is so like her. [ He sniffles, forcing that emotion to be telepathically sent alongside the words. ] I told you before, right? That we've known each other a long time. [ He just sounds worse and worse the more he keeps speaking. ] Back in middle school I told her that I liked her and she's been like this ever since. Wasn't eating one of my crayons enough? Why does she keep blaming me for things like this? I just want her to like me! Waaaaaah!

[ It's surprising how genuine he manages to make this sound through telepathy tbh, even if he's blabbering so quickly Akashi won't be able to get a word in until he's mentally wailing at him. ]

Ah...

[ ??? He's so confused. ]

This seems like a dispute that I shouldn't be part of.

[ This is raising so many flags right now. ]

[ Hopefully Red Flags. ]

Akashi-chan, you'll be honest with me right? [ He's ignoring him??? Apparently. ] Did she say really mean things about me?

This matter is out of my hands. I don't want to get involved.

[ He only came here to ask him why he pulled a prank on him!! ]

[ That just seems to set him off again. ]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH She totally said mean things about me!

[ This is what you get, Akashi... ]

There has to be reason why she's not fond of you.

[ Okay. Okay. He's trying to give him the benefit of the doubt here! ]

A-a... reason? [ He forces a hiccup, making it seem like he’s so emotionally compromised he can’t hide it. ]

She tells me that I’m too short... a-and that I wouldn’t be able to “satisfy” her...

[ This is sad because he has no idea what that means. . . ]

Then perhaps you aren't her type? If that's the case, you should just move on if you truly can't win her with your charm.

Edited 2017-12-20 12:38 (UTC)

[ BLESS YOU ALASHI... stay pure. ]

Even if that’s true, does she have to call me a gremlin all the time?

[ alashi ]

That really isn't something I can help you with, I'm sorry.

[ A pause, and his tone becomes richer. Darker. He becomes more casual, as if he's known Kokichi all his life. ]

By the way, I'd like to meet you personally, if that's okay.

[ phone tagging is hard ]

I see, so that’s how it is... but hmmmm, is that you’re being charmed by me instead?

Edited 2017-12-20 13:06 (UTC)

That's a bit too early to tell.

[ dun dun dun ]

But that isn't a no.

[ Eh, he's been through worse. ]

It's difficult to tell whether a person is interesting or not if you can't see them.

[ JUST SAYIN ]

Aw, Akashi-chan... that's almost like saying you only care about someone's looks.

No. . . I care about whether or not the person is sincere and true.

Then there you have it! I mean, I have no problems with meeting you if you really want to see me... but you might want to consider your selling point on it for the next person, y'know? [ A beat, then: ] But I look really ugly right now, Akashi-chan! I just cried at you and everything...

My selling point? What do you mean?

When you say you wanna meet someone. It'd be much better if you said you just wanted to see if they were genuine, instead of saying you needed to see them in person yourself.

I suppose I could have phrased that a little better.

Welllll, you know for next time, right? Phew, I'm feeling a lot better now we got that out in the open though, Akashi-chan! When and where did you wanna meet?

If I were to get to know you, then we would have to do something together, correct?

[ why is he such a robot ]

Do you play any sports?

Right, righ-- [ He cuts off though when he brings up sports. ]

Akashi-chan, playing sports isn't very good for a first date, y'know?

But this isn't a date.

You wanted to get to know me, right?

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