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[ Well it’s a start. In comparison, Ouma probably makes lewd noises when he bites a cake that’s particularly sweet, just to see if it embarrasses him (or anyone in their vicinity tbh). One older lady looks scadalised, anyway. ]

Hey, Akashi-chan, are you still okay in helping me pick out a gift for someone?

[glorifies]

[ So long as Kokichi doesn't lick his fork while looking directly into Akashi's eyes, then he won't complain. ]

Oh, yes. I did say I would accompany you. [ He feels that he's eaten a good amount of the cakes already (approximately four bites each) that he puts his fork down on one of the plates. Then he places both hands on the surface of the table, one atop the other. ] I don't mind, if you still plan on doing that.

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[ He'd only do that to Saihara tbh. ]

Mmmm, do you know anything about hair pins, Akashi-chan? I need to get one of those.

[ He's going to still keep taking bites of cake though. ]

[glorifies]

[ What is there to know about them, one would ask, but not Akashi. He's trained for these kinds of inquiries. ]

I suppose I do. For whom are you getting it for? Do you know what their hair is like?

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[ That's... okay that's a bit of a surprise, though he only seems pleased instead. ] Straight brown hair down to about here.

[ He points to where Hinasaki Miu's hair length is to. ] Aaaand, it's for a friend.

[glorifies]

If your friend has short hair, then maybe you should just get the ones that don't have much teeth in them.

[ It's just a suggestion based on what he knows, but he's never really... tried... nor is he an expert. ]

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Hmmm, really? Is that how it works? I want to find something that's a little sentimental though, as it'll be replacing one that meant a lot to her.

[ He isn't helping his case of liking Iruma instead though. ]

[glorifies]

Then it has to mean something for both you and her, yes?

[ Unfortunately, that's not something he can help with. ]

It might be better to have someone make you one than buy one from a shop.

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Hmmm.... so I should draw up a design for her?

[ No, but the advice alone is p useful. ]

Then just pretend I found it lying around because I didn't want to buy her anything?

[glorifies]

[ Okay, the last bit is something he can't seem to understand. ]

Then why are you getting her a hairpin?

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Hmmmmm? Who knows?

[ He's still smiling as he says it though, laughing it off. ]

She'll probably be really annoying if I don't get her anything--that's what sisters are like, right?

[ Sisters???????????????????? #yolo ]

[glorifies]

I wouldn't know. I don't have a sister. But I thought you said it was for a friend?

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Neither do I, it's... a figure of speech. [ Or rather, he hasn't had a real family in a long time anyway--all his "family" are people he's chosen. ]

Either way, it won't change the fact that she'll be annoying about it.

[glorifies]

Hmm... I suppose you'll just have to out-annoy her.

[ Akashi doesn't realise that he's ever been annoying his entire life. His friends would say he's annoying, though, but that's another story. ]

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[ He laughs. ]

Oh, that'll be easy! I get told I'm annoying pretty often. You don't find me annoying though do you?

[ His face drops, as if he's worried about this. ]

[glorifies]

I'm used to all kinds of people. You needn't worry.

[ That was not a very direct answer, was it? ]

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[ Ah, the worried face shifts and he looks like he’s about to cry. ]

You do, don’t you Akashi-chan?! Waaaah! Why does this keep happening to me?!

[ Nevermind, here comes the fake tears. ]

[glorifies]

[ Fake or not, Akashi decides to shut him up by placing the side of his index finger against Kokichi's mouth. ]

You're disturbing the other patrons.

[ He, on the other hand, does not look particularly bothered. ]

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[ He does shut up instantly, actually, the fake tears drying quicker than expected. His eyes stare right at Akashi's face. ]

Y'know... if you had frosting on your finger I could've licked it off for you like this.

[ Will he be bothered now tho. ]

[glorifies]

I don't.

[ Thank god for that. He puts his hand back over his other and relaxes. ]

Just eat.

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[ He pouts in response, hand propping up his chin when Akashi pulls back from him. ]

You're no fun. [ Because licking frosting off people is fun????? ]

Aren't you gonna eat anymore of them?

[glorifies]

No, I believe I've had enough sugar for the day.

[ More like for the week... ]

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[ This is barely anything Akashi pls. ]

Hmmm... if I puke I'm blaming you for not sharing properly, y'know?

[ For now he'll keep eating the cake anyway. ]

[glorifies]

You shouldn't eat more than what your body can handle.

[ In short: don't blame him for your mess?!?!? ]

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How am I supposed to know what it can or can't handle?

[ No he's blaming him!!! ]