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[glorifies]

It sounded like something one of my friends would tell a girl.

[ AKASHI, YOU'RE NOT A GIRL??? ]

Anyway... shall we begin?

[fabling]

Not everyone is straight, y'know?

[ UM. ]

But right, right! Or it'll melt. Let's dig in!

[glorifies]

Of course, I'm aware. It's just Kise says it to girls when he talks to them.

[ ... he will definitely dig in with a teensy bite of the ice cream. ]

It's not bad.

[fabling]

Who's Kise?

[ He hasn't mentioned him before, so there's a bit of curiosity there. ]

C'mon, surely you can give it more than "not bad"?

[glorifies]

A former teammate. He's cheerful and loyal.

[ Also kind of like a dog, to be honest. ]

Hm? What would you like me to say?

[fabling]

I see... And a bit of a playboy, huh? I guess that sounds familiar.

[ Ouma no. ]

And I'd like you to say your true feelings about it. Not bad is pretty blase, y'know? Do you even have emotions?

[ He just wants a clearer adjective, okay! ]

[glorifies]

I wouldn't say that, but others would agree with you.

[ Such words aren't part of his vocab. Though he does look a bit annoyed that Ouma has to question him. ]

Of course I have emotions. I'm saying that it's tasteful. The balance between the cream and the chocolate is just right, and the mousse's softness is adequate.

[fabling]

That's because you're too nice.

[ At least his impression in that. ]

And you know I didn't mean that but you're using such boring adjectives it's hard to know what you actually think. What about delicious? Tasty? Juicy? Sweet?

[glorifies]

I'm firm when I need to be.

[ And he doesn't see the situation as such! ]

It's not too sweet for my tastes.

[fabling]

That's better than nothing, I guess.

[ Sighs! Dramatically! ]

[glorifies]

Ah, I meant to tell you. I worked with Iruma by chance last month.

[ I think it was last month anyway ]

[fabling]

[ Time is but a figment of imagination ]

You did...? [ He does not look too pleased at her being brought up. ]

[glorifies]

We had to pretend we were to be married.

[ It wasn't very fun. ]

In the end, we washed the dishes at the restaurant we ate in.

[fabling]

Grooooooooooss. [ Yes, he is yelling this out. ]

I can't imagine anything worse.

[glorifies]

I may have lost my patience with her.

[fabling]

Understandable. She's an annoying little bitch, isn't she?

[glorifies]

[ Akashi remains quiet, unsure of how to agree without... you know. Saying she's an annoying little bitch. ]

She deserves some ill things to happen to her, as much as I regret to say it.

[fabling]

Then is now the time for me to tell you that she died back home?

[ He's just gonna. Say that quietly. While pushing ice cream around the cake he has. ]

[glorifies]

[ God. He shoots Ouma a look. ]

That's a bit too late to say so, isn't it.

[fabling]

[ He gives him a small forced smile in reponse. ]

She tried to kill me, so I killed her first.

[ You're welcome. ] You're free to walk out if you want.

[ This is not what Shuichi had in mind. ]

[glorifies]

... Admittedly, this is not information I was expecting to hear over ice cream. [ Just being honest here. ] But you needn't filter yourself around me. I've threatened people and their parents, while not truly myself. I'm able to handle such conversations.

[fabling]

I wasn't exactly expecting to give it over ice cream, but you mentioned her deserving something ill, right? She doesn't remember it anyway, Akashi-chan, so I wouldn't bring it up to her if I were you.

[glorifies]

And I don't intend to.

[ He'll keep his negative thoughts to himself, thanks. ]

I'm sorry for bringing her up in the first place.

[fabling]

[ Good job. ]

You didn't know. [ He pushes the food around some more. ] And it's probably worse than you're imagining anyway. She put an adaption on my avatar in the virtual world so I couldn't touch her--I had to get someone else to do it for me.

[ He pauses. ] ...I'm not proud of it, if that's what you're wondering.

[glorifies]

[ The game terms are still lost on him but... he tries to make sense of it. ]

I don't think you would be the person who would be proud of committing something like that, Ouma.